A happy ‘Just Married’ couple, the husband wanted to give his wife a big surprise. So, one day husband talked to his wife:
“Darling, Let’s go out. But your eyes and ears must be covered with cloth.”

“Why they have to be covered?” said the wife.

“Hmm.. There’s something I want to show you...”

Then they went by taxi. Once they reached the destination, the husband slowly guided his wife to a new house that would be the surprise for her. However, he still had not let the wife open her eyes and ears.

The wife wanted to fart but she was so shy with her husband, she pretended to ask the husband to help her to grab something to drink.
“Dear, please get me something to drink. I’m very thirsty..!”

So when the husband went to get the drink, the wife farted “ tuuuutttttt..”

When the husband came back bringing the drink with him, the wife still wanted to fart. So she told him:
“Dear, the drink is not sweet. Please help me add some sugar..”

There he went back to add some sugar into the drink, and the wife farted again “tuuuuuttttttt..”

When the husband came back and gave the drink, the wife still feels that she needs to fart again. So she asked again to add more sugar, and when he went to the kitchen, she farted again.
“TTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTT......TUTTT...TTTUUUTTTTTT”

Finally she felt relieved after she finished the long fart. When the husband came back, handed over the drink to the wife, asked her to open her eyes and cloth, she was so shocked because there’re so many people inside the new house looking at her. Her father and mother in law were standing beside her all the time.

Feeling so ashamed, the wife asked the mother-in law,
“How long have you reached here?”

Mother in law answered, “Very long, since the 1st fart !!!” =D